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Paris Open of Poker
The prospect of making a final
table and the €50,000 for the winner meant I was in an
excitable mood. So excitable that I turned up 5 minutes
after play had started, unlike Hellmuth my reasons were
not ego based. I was talking in the bar with another
player who was still in the tournament, of course when I
arrived at the table the pretence of 'you can beat me'
confidence was over played in style.
Eighteen players were quickly bowled down to thirteen.
Roger Atlanti, a twenty-something year old French man
with dark beard, was running over the table. He had won
a tournament a few nights before. He had taken the chip
lead with some excellent aggressive play, relentless
pre-flop raising. Blinds were 400/800 and I had about
T18,000. The short stack under the gun went all-in for
T5,600, I pushed all-in on the button with AJ, making
the show down heads up. He flipped over QJ of spades and
I showed the dominating AJ, dominant until the flop that
is. The flop painted two pairs for him, queens and
jacks. The turn and river provided no help and he
doubled up. Instead of my usual pessimistic thinking, I
remained upbeat, remembering Greg Raymer words in the
WSOP which he won, something a long the lines of, "I
can't complain, that was the first real bad beat in the
tournament." These sentiments echoed in my head.
The dark clouds parted shortly afterwards as I won a big
pot. Atlanti raised from early position, the button who
had recently doubled up to T7500 pushed all-in. I had
pocket jacks again, after a moments contemplation on his
holdings, I pushed all-in in an attempt to push out
Atlanti. It worked, my opponent tuned over pocket nines
and had a hopeful look on his face, sorry an over pair
not over cards. He was KO'd as the board offered no
help. Apparently Atlanti folded Ace Queen, which would have
taken the pot if he called. However, I think it was a
future warning not to re-raise him. I had done it
multiple times defending my big blind on the previous
table and he was probably getting annoyed.
Up to T20,000, I moved tables in order to balance the
numbers. After playing a few hands, the observing crowd
stampeded over to the other table. 3 players were all-in
pre-flop, most of the players on my table went over to
witness the drama. I stayed seated, but keenly listened.
Atlanti managed to knock out 2 players and we were down
to final table.
Familiar faces graced the final table. Seat 1, an old
Irish man with whisked white hair, I'd seen his photo
somewhere but couldn't recall his name. Seat 2, was a
young French guy who I made a huge move on 3 tables out.
I had J3 and re-raised all-in from mid-position after he
had made it 3 times the big blind to go. He actually
left the table and consulted his friend, I didn't know
what was going on until the tournament director warned
him. Supposedly he folded Jacks. He was a good
aggressive player with a moderate stack. Seat 3, was an
Irish man named Liam, he was the person I was speaking
to in the bar which resulted in the late entrance. He is
the epitome of a tight player, if he's in, he has the
goods, saying that he needed some goods to arrive
quickly as he was the shortest stack at the table. Seat
4 was a bald headed Danish man, who I talked to briefly
when we down to 20 players, he seemed very nervous but
capable of making big plays. Seat 5, was rent-a-raise,
the smartly dressed gent from the second table. He had
about T7000 chips. Seat 6 was Roger Atlanti, an
excellent player and chip leader. Seat 7, was an old man
wearing a fedora, he had about T12,000. I was in seat 8.
On my right was French Asian man with a big stack. Seat
10 was another French man, he looked spooked out.
Action! Second hand in, the bald headed Dane was out. He
raised under the gun and was re-raised by seat 1, the
Dane in a rush of blood went all-in for a total of
T13,000. He was quickly called by the old Irish man, who
flipped over pocket queens and then discussed the
possibility of a suck out against the Dane's AJ. The
flop brought another queen and the Dane did not catch a
miracle. Seat 1, now had around T35,000.
So much for action, the table became void of flops, it
was a game of blind stealing. Every player was extremely
tight, respectful of the blinds which had now increased
to 600/1200. I was averagely stacked at T18,000.
Rent-a-raise opened up, pushing all-in every few hands
to survive. He had doubled up to about T10,000 with QQ
versus JJ earlier against seat 2. When he went all-in
from early position and I picked up Jacks in late
position, it was time to go. I stacked them up and
pushed them in. He had a much better hand than I
originally believed he had, Ace Queen unsuited. In
truth, I played this hand without thoroughly thinking
through all the possibilities, it was one of those
instinctive moments when you think you have the best
hand and are forced to play. My jacks held up and on low
board and I was up to T28,000.
I was on a roll, next to go was the French man seated to
my right. I was sitting in the big blind as the plot
unfolded. Everyone folded to Roger Atlanti on the
button, he was about to raise but thought better due to
my ferocious blind defence. The man on my right has his
cards lofted from the table in preparation to fold.
Eventually Atlanti folded and the man put his cards back
and drew them towards his chips, he shoved his chips
all-in for about T7000. I had A6 and had to call,
although I thought of folding for a minute but how could
I respect myself if I laid down an ace after what I'd
witnessed. He had Q7 of diamonds. The flop produced two
diamonds, my ace high had to tip-toe through the turn
and the river to emerge victorious, which it did. The
new KO specialist was up to T35,000.
Liam was next to fall victim, to a nice trap by seat 2.
He limped in the small blind with aces and Liam raised
all-in with KJ hearts, I think the money would have gone
in anyway as Liam had a large portion of his stack
invested in the big blind. He hit a jack on the flop but
there was no bad beat forthcoming, out in 7th.
A few rounds later, an incredible play by Atlanti,
perhaps I over-estimated his quality. It was folded to
him in the small blind, he then went all-in for
T37,000+, I had K9 and folded, bewilderingly he turned
over pocket kings. Maybe he'd taken some horrific beats
in the past with kings, who knows, it was a terrible
play regardless.
The action became cagey like the first round of a world
title boxing fight. On numerous occasions players would
call raises in position but fold on the flop. Until the
biggest pot of the tournament occurred as the big stacks
clashed. The old Irish man in the big blind with about
T35,000 re-raised Atlanti who had raised to T4000 from
under the gun. Atlanti pushed all-in and without
hesitation the Irish man called with TT, Atlanti showed
A7 off. The ace didn't connect on the board and Atlanti
was crippled with less than 2 big blinds. He departed a
few hands later and we were down to five.
The blinds increased to 1000/2000, still the play
remained tight for a while. This allowed seat 2 to start
pushing all-in every hand and adding T3000 to his stack
per round. His overzealous stealing would be his
downfall in the end. Seat 10 had had enough and called
all-in with A9 of spades. Seat 2 had him dominated with
AJ of diamonds, until his opponent made a jack high
straight on the river. This guy was not only a
persistent blind stealer (nothing wrong with that) but
he was a bad sport. With spittle coming from his mouth,
he kicked his chair to the ground, then turned around
and kicked a pole that was used as the boundary line for
spectators. He was short stacked and after he had paid
the blinds for that round, he pushed all-in for about
T6000, both players to my left called and checked the
action down. The big blind flipped over K7 for a pair of
7's, once more another bad beat for seat 2, who had K9
and missed the board. He made time for one more tantrum
before hitting the road.
After a 15 minute break, play resumed with blinds and
1500/3000, there was a tournament scheduled after the
final table and they needed to finish before the next
one started. Pretty ridiculous considering this was the
main event. What was even more ridiculous and absolutely
mind-boggling was a hand that occurred shortly after the
break. I folded and the button raised to T12,000 . The
spooked out small blind conquered his fears and entered
a pot. He had committed roughly half of his chips pre
flop. I recall thinking 'He must have at least pocket
jacks'. The flop was dealt, T22. Spooked out small blind
checked, the button practically put his opponent all-in
bar T1000 or so. The small blind wasted no time with an
all-in declaration. The cards were turned over after the
bet was called, pocket eights for the button and the
MONSTER hand of 23 of Diamonds for the small blind. The
button turned towards me and gave a 'can you believe
this f'ing idiot' look. You don't expect to see that in
a free roll and especially not at the final table of a
1000 buy-in event.
His trips became a full house on the river and he was up
to over T50,000. The player in seat 9 was down to about
T16,000.
Two hands after this, the action was folded around to my
small blind. I had K5, a favourite against the short
stack's 2 random cards. I pushed all-in only to find him
wake up with Ace King and automatically call. The flop came
478, but my opponent didn't have to stomach a gut-shot
bad beat as the river and turn fired blanks. I was now
the short stack at the table with T20,000.
Exactly one orbit later, the action was folded around to
my small blind again. Having lost the big blind in the
previous hand I had T17,000. I held pocket 4's and went
all-in. After a few seconds, seat 9 said "call".
Fortunately he turned over one hand I was glad to be up
against, A4 diamonds. The remaining 4 in the pack hit
the flop, nothing comes easy though as my opponent
picked up a back door flush draw. I breathed a sigh of
relief when the river and see-sawed back up to T34,000.
A funny ("Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown?") moment
happened a few rounds later. I was in the small blind
with K5, for a supposed non-believer in superstition, I
promptly folded face up. The small blind lifted his
cards and showed 72 off suit. I smirked and then realised the
joke was on me. Twisted psychology.
Winston Churchill has his legendary speeches, Muhammad
Ali has the Ali shuffle, and I have the 'stone cold
bluff in to the nuts' trademark. I had approximately
T36,000 and decided to min-raise with Q6 of hearts from
first position, why I min-raised I have no idea as I
never do it. I have the excuse of changing gears for the
Q6 part, plus the cards were irresistibly suited. The
old Irish man in the big blind looked at his cards, and
said to himself, "Oh alright then, I call." The flop
came 35T with no hearts. He checked and I weakly
checked, I had no real idea of his holdings except he
wasn't strong or weak pre-flop, but had a moderate hand,
I assumed this because of comments and body language.
Another ten hit the turn, once more he checked. I took a
stab at the pot with a T6000 bet. A horrible bet that
reeked of weakness. This was the start of the chain of
events that led to my tournament demise. The old man,
re-raised to T15,000. To this point, he'd wisely grafted
his way in to a magnificent position of chip leader
without having to show a bluff. Surely he'd sensed
weakness on my part and was trying a re-steal. My
advanced play had reached Caveman status as I pushed
all-in and was immediately called. A lump entered my
throat as he turned over trip tens. "I'm drawing dead" I
didn't hang around for the embarrassment of having the
Q6 turned over.
4th place, I was so disappointed. The tourney was there
for the taking and I let the opportunity of €50,000 slip
through my hands. I picked up the €12,000 compensation
from the cashier and rode in to the sunset.

I was at the airport 2 days later, preparing to fly back to the UK. I hadn't slept that night and must of looked out of it. So there I was, wearing black gators and jeans with bulging pockets. I was approaching the airport security check point when one of the guards motions for me to empty my pockets. "What? Everything??" He nodded his head. I dumped €14k, mostly in €500 notes in to the grey plastic tray. He sprang back like he'd just received an electric shock, it was hilarious, I couldn't believe when they just let me go on without any questioning.






